Ever Changing Spaces

You know, I think I’ve had quite enough of modern kitchen design for one lifetime, and that lifetime has currently been on the go for four-hundred years and counting. The royal family only kept me on the payroll because I was so very good at transfiguration spells, and they wanted stuff done every single day. …

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Now, Conveyancing Lawyers

The balustrading was nice. People do seem to be happy. Next, I’m considering having S-Type Android E/N, codename ‘Sandrine’, announce that we are all moving to a new office, and that she needs recommendations for the best conveyancing firm Highett has to offer. Getting people on your side is more than simply giving them what …

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Too Many Yachts

Since everyone is sharing the last words of their dear departed on Tweeter with the hashtag #famlastwords, I might as well share mine. This was my great-uncle four times removed, who I was slightly closer to than usual since he would always send me yachts on my birthday. Like, every year. I’d have to go …

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Too Much Tint

Anyway, the maximum amount of tint was too much indeed, because we had to have the lights on all day, every day. I appreciate the work of the various commercial tinting companies Melbourne has in its domain, but I’m honestly not sure why some of them even offer that ultra-ultra-dark option. I just can’t really see what …

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Merry Car Troubles

It was pretty difficult for some of them, let me tell you! Poor Niall couldn’t remember a single thing about driving after operating his miniature scouting submarine for so long. The show followed his trials and tribulations as he tried to book in for car mechanic services. Northcote, where he used to live, was completely alien …

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Temporary Landlubbers

Oh sure, Aquatic Man comes out and suddenly everyone wants to rent boats and buy boats and debate who has the best outboard motor servicing Melbourne has to offer. Like they can be part of the cool person squad, at least for a little while. The fad will fade; I just have to wait it out. …

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The Kitchen Queen

Vanessa is the worst. I can’t even be in the same room as her without feeling like I want to go and throw up, and it wouldn’t be a problem, but she just does NOT stop talking. She doesn’t even have anything to say and she just talks, and talks, and talks, and yeah, she’s …

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Robo-Fish Reno

I don’t get all the fuss that’s going on at my workplace right now. It concerns the renovation that the store is currently undergoing… oh, excuse me. It’s a retail concept reboot that’s currently underway, not a simple commercial renovation. I’ll acknowledge that it is pretty darned conceptual. Apparently, sneaker aficionados these days want an …

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Signs of a blocked drain

There are a number of signs and symptoms to look out for, if you’re worried about your home’s drainage and sewer system. A blocked drains, or sewers, can be an expensive and time consuming problem; it’s best to avoid such situations. In any case, you need to know the signs and symptoms to treat them …

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