You know, I think I’ve had quite enough of modern kitchen design for one lifetime, and that lifetime has currently been on the go for four-hundred years and counting. The royal family only kept me on the payroll because I was so very good at transfiguration spells, and they wanted stuff done every single day. …
Vanessa is the worst. I can’t even be in the same room as her without feeling like I want to go and throw up, and it wouldn’t be a problem, but she just does NOT stop talking. She doesn’t even have anything to say and she just talks, and talks, and talks, and yeah, she’s …
I’m making some serious progress in my attempts to learn the language of the kitchen. For days now, I have lain in the kitchen, listening to every tiny sound, boiling the kettle and trying to hear its subtle song…and I think my housemates are getting a bit annoyed, but I can’t figure out why. You …