Oh sure, Aquatic Man comes out and suddenly everyone wants to rent boats and buy boats and debate who has the best outboard motor servicing Melbourne has to offer. Like they can be part of the cool person squad, at least for a little while. The fad will fade; I just have to wait it out. …
My great uncle Rodney is doing pretty well for his age. He had his 80th birthday last week, and we celebrated this with a small family outing on his new boat, which he expertly steered along the coastline while downing imported ginger ale. I hope I’m as full of life as he is when I …
Sometimes you just run out of ideas, and this year, I’m all out. The show must go on…but at the moment, it’s looking pretty boring. Short, though. Maybe that’s okay. Whose idea was it to have a concert in the bay, anyway? I know it’s a hallowed Melbourne tradition, and I think we just passed …