Temporary Landlubbers

Oh sure, Aquatic Man comes out and suddenly everyone wants to rent boats and buy boats and debate who has the best outboard motor servicing Melbourne has to offer. Like they can be part of the cool person squad, at least for a little while. The fad will fade; I just have to wait it out. …

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The Kitchen Queen

Vanessa is the worst. I can’t even be in the same room as her without feeling like I want to go and throw up, and it wouldn’t be a problem, but she just does NOT stop talking. She doesn’t even have anything to say and she just talks, and talks, and talks, and yeah, she’s …

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Robo-Fish Reno

I don’t get all the fuss that’s going on at my workplace right now. It concerns the renovation that the store is currently undergoing… oh, excuse me. It’s a retail concept reboot that’s currently underway, not a simple commercial renovation. I’ll acknowledge that it is pretty darned conceptual. Apparently, sneaker aficionados these days want an …

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Signs of a blocked drain

There are a number of signs and symptoms to look out for, if you’re worried about your home’s drainage and sewer system. A blocked drains, or sewers, can be an expensive and time consuming problem; it’s best to avoid such situations. In any case, you need to know the signs and symptoms to treat them …

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The Kitchen Sounds

I’m making some serious progress in my attempts to learn the language of the kitchen. For days now, I have lain in the kitchen, listening to every tiny sound, boiling the kettle and trying to hear its subtle song…and I think my housemates are getting a bit annoyed, but I can’t figure out why. You …

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Racing Safely

I wouldn’t recommend for anyone to get involved in the dangerous life of street racing, but it IS good fun if it’s on a track. Right now I’m treating it like a problem: I’m in the process of quitting, but it’s not something you can just do right away, you know? I’m taking things down …

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Forever Glass

It really is true: money doesn’t make you happy. However, it can buy things that make you happy. So, in essence, money does help you out in that department. I cannot buy a dinosaur, or a trip to Saturn, and they would make me happy. But I can call up the best glazier services Melbourne has …

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New Hair-izons

It was Sadie’s going away party last night. To be honest, I’m pretty down about the fact that she’s moving to Glasgow, not least because now I have to find someone else to cut my hair. There’s also the fact that she’s one of my oldest friends, but that just makes her hair cutting all …

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